Idol worship is a good thing
wulijohyunjae | December 29, 2009 | 7:00 am
Saw this on a Chinese website. Translated here just for fun. It’s tongue-in-cheek, so don’t take it too seriously.
People who worship idols are happy people
Because they can smile for a whole day at the least news.
People who worship idols are better adjusted mentally and psychologically
Because people who have faith do not lose themselves so easily.
People who worship idols have more blessed lives
Because they know how to love unconditionally.
People who worship idols are more faithful in their love
Because they know how to love only one person.
People who worship idols are very clear-cut in their loves and hates
Because you can’t force them to love someone else.
People who worship idols are more open in their character
Because they are willing to admit they love their idol.
People who worship idols will mature in their intellect
Because one day they will wake up from their idolization.
People who worship idols are more human
Because human beings need to love someone better than themselves.
People who worship idols know how to save their money
Because every cent is saved for buying things for the idol.
People who worship idols — their parents can save some money
Because these people have no time to go out and squander money.
People who worship idols are less inclined to learn to be bad
Because they have no time to meet bad people and do bad things.
People who worship idols are not so big-headed
Because they know they are really insignificant.
People who worship idols are more large-hearted than others
Because they are their idols’ bread and butter when they grow up.
People who worship idols are more willing to learn and improve
Because they have to learn computer and set up FAN PAGE for their idols.
People who worship idols know several languages
Because they want to say “I love you” to their idols in different languages.
People who worship idols have remarkable memories
Because they can even remember their idol’s primary school.
People who worship idols have strong observation and analytical powers
Because they can detect their idol’s first love and all associated details.
People who worship idols have great logical and associative abilities
Because they can create stories from what their idol’s say in various circumstances.
That’s why I say: idol worship is a good thing.
OK, how many of these tenets apply to you? Look at the photo of our idol above and confess!
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Love this, People who worship idols know how to save their money, Because every cent is saved for buying things for the idols. That true. Thank you very much for sharing.
“People who worship idols are more willing to learn and improve/Because they have to learn computer and set up FAN PAGE for their idols.” That’s me!
I am a happy woman because I am happy for a long time at a latest news of HyunJae.
Guilty of all crimes except for this – “People who worship idols — their parents can save some money. Because these people have no time to go out and squander money.” – because I am already a parent, hehehehe!!!
I haven’t set up a fan page (yet), but I have been contributing to a fan page, which is something I never dreamed of doing during my pre-JHJ days….
that was fun, thanks for sharing, wuliJHJ!
I agree with the following sayings:
People who worship idols are happy people
Because they can smile for a whole day at the least news.
People who worship idols are more human
Because human beings need to love someone better than themselves.
People who worship idols are more flourishing, because they have more interesting life…
Haha! this one applies to me best of all: People who worship idols are more willing to learn and improve
Because they have to learn computer and set up FAN PAGE for their idols.